"Guns, blowtorches, profanity - The Last Christmas has everything you could ask for in a Christmas story."
- Tinker Bell
"Oh, it's okay, I suppose. If you like that sort of thing."
- The Tooth Fairy
"You'll be hearing from my lawyers tomorrow morning"
- Batsin D. Belfrey, CEO, Omnivoor Software Inc.
"A unique and gritty take on a Christmas classic...a Christmas to remember."
- Warren Schlote, The Manitoulin Expositor
"I didn't have a drinking problem until I met Gramps."
- Santa Claus
"John Cleese is beyond great..."
- John Sheard
